Leave it to science

One to make the men out there shudder, from Ananova:

Curator Sigurdur Hjartarson opened the world's onlt penis museum in 1974 in Husavik, Iceland, and has collected 195 penises from various animals.

But now he is appealing again for a human organ.

He said people from the UK, Germany and the US had contacted him offering their penises in the past but that none of the offers had ever been serious.

As prank calls go, offering to donate your friend's penis to a museum is up there with the best. Just make sure you don't sign anything!