Old dog taught new tricks

Those Italians, they really are the naughtiest of the naughty...

A newlywed pensioner has been arrested for having sex with his bride while driving away from their wedding reception.

Traffic cops in Bergamo in northern Italy pulled the Fiat Punto over after watching it veer from side to side down a busy road.

Inside they found a partially naked 70-year-old man behind the wheel and his 59-year-old bride sitting astride him.

Ciampini was arrested for dangerous driving.

Big Brother's Big Bonk Bonanza

I've been ill - poor me. Even went off my favourite vibrator for a few days! But I'm better now and back...

According to my sources (ok, Ananova) contestants on Belgium's version of Big Brother took advantage of a power cut to have sex.

Married couple Nathalie and Bart had to suspend their conjugal rights (sod it, let's call it by its proper name: shagging!) since moving into the house.

But they jumped on the chance to slip between the sheets when the village of Vilvoorde, where the Big Brother house is situated, suffered a power cut, according to Het Laatste Nieuws.

Those naughty Belgians. I wonder whether they're Flems or Walloons. A lovely gyrating pair of Walloons. Now there's a thought...

My favourite rabbit

I thought I'd share with you my favourite rabbit of all time. No, it's not Harvey, though that wonderful film with James Stewart is a firm second in my list.

My favourite rabbit is the Interchangeable Pleasure Vibe from Top Cat. Now, I'll grant you the fact that the name is about as sexy as Gordon Brown. And that's the short version. The full one is: The XTREME Pleasure Vibe with Interchangeable Stimulator Covers. What a mouthful (if you'll excuse the phrase...)

And the colour, while kind of groovy in a lustrous way, isn't all that much to write how about.

But in use, it's without a doubt the most mind-blowing sex toy I've ever used. The swappable covers mean you can choose just the one for your mood - and they really do make a difference.

You can choose from three different patterns of shaft rotation, and three patterns of vibration. And on top of this, there's a five-setting intensity-level control.

Sound technical, I know, but what it adds up to is complete control over exactly what the rabbit is doing. With the rotating shaft clasped firmly in my pussy and the swappable cover vibrating my clitoris to paradise and back, I've had the most incredible intense orgasms using this machine.

And the adjustable settings mean it can feel different each and every time.

It's not cheap (£69.99) but even after your first orgasm, I reckon you'll think it's worth the money! With that in mind, I'm off for a little more sex toy review action...

>> What are your favourite sex toys? Any particular ones you'd recommend to others? Leave a post and share your sexiness!